fox in stereo

Aug 24 2008 ∞

My Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last Night…

azizisbored:

Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world!

Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow.

Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out!

Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow.

Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!!

Aziz: I’m good man.

Barack: BIden said you are a pussy.

Aziz: I’m pretty beat man, tell Joe congrats.

Barack: Come on playerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Shawties got dem apple botttom jeaannns, and da booots wit da furrrrrrrrrs….

(After 4 minutes of no response)

Biden: WAKE

Biden: YO

Biden: ASS

Biden: UPPPPPPPPPPPP

Biden: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aziz: Fuck! Okay! Where you guys at?

Barack: Shit. Bar closed up. We heading to get food now. Brunch/Death Race tomorrow?

Aziz: Sure.

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  1. moniquethefreak reblogged this from unicornfandancing
  2. unicornfandancing reblogged this from azizisbored and added:
    this is old. but ever since i read this (like...month or whatever ago), i cant help but...
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  5. bigcrush reblogged this from allisonweiss and added:
    I know I’m late to this one, but seriously — hilaaaarious.
  6. ccrristina reblogged this from azizisbored and added:
    This is so funny because my friends and I have been having these conversations about Obama and
  7. thismustbetheplace reblogged this from azizisbored
  8. norsknowsnada reblogged this from scout and added:
    Exactly the reason why I would vote for this man.
  9. effie reblogged this from humangiant and added:
    Friggin’ hilarious! :oD
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    Human Giant’s Aziz Ansari
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  21. jitle reblogged this from humangiant and added:
    READ THIS NOW! I knew Obama was a motivator, but wow.
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  23. chelsealeigh reblogged this from pete3 and added:
    Dammit. Why did everyone get a text message but me. I was one of the first to sign up for your stupid text messages, and...
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  44. seankeane reblogged this from azizisbored and added:
    Maybe I will just reblog Aziz Ansari content
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