January 2008
14 posts
Sexy Recruitment Posters For The Empire →
Its about time the Empire got themselves a competent marketing department. A reign of terror can only do so much on its own.
For the first time in a long time I can say that I want to try. I feel helpless...
– Even If It Kills Me, Motion City Soundtrack
TV causes weird conversations...
Matt: Man, I hate these KFC commercials. Alexandra: Yeah, me too. Matt: It always looks good though. Alexandra: I know, I never randomly say to myself, “Hey, I want to go to KFC.” But if I see their commercial, man, I’d give an ovary for one of those chicken wings .
Mohawk 2: The Sequel
Back by popular demand its…(pause for dramatic effect) the mohawk!! I was so utterly bored today after my roommate left for Germany that I decided to have one of the girls in my apartment complex cut the shit out of my hair. This mohawk is the new 2.0 version though since its the whole she-bang, front to back. Hopefully I can find someone with a camera…and the internet so I can post...
The First Post
from this day forward, my life will have a purpose…to let complete strangers know absolutely useless things about myself.