July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
3 posts
You can't reconcile Ayn Rand and Jesus →
Republicans will distort and selectively choose words from anyone to assist their political aspirations.
May 2011
5 posts
Looks like I'll get to go to another Rapture party... →
I have a mustache and a minivan…and i still got laid
– Anonymous (via cderby)
hmmmm, I wonder who would say something like that…
April 2011
5 posts
Yuck - Suicide Policeman
March 2011
4 posts
SXSW is eating my life right now...
Troopers: Forcefield
a pretty good Star Wars parody
February 2011
6 posts
James Blake - Limit To Your Love
…just watch it.
January 2011
6 posts
He doesn't know me very well
Trainee: So, what does the future hold for Matt Fox?
Me: Oh I don't know, probably a lot of broken hearts and paternity suits.
Trainee: ...are you serious?
A conversation with my conservative mother
I was awoken this morning to a phone call from my mom who is traveling to a wedding in Mexico. The wedding is for the daughter of my mom and dad’s best friends when we lived in Independence, IA. This is of course exciting since I grew up with her and was very close with her older brother. The more important news to my mother though was that their son was bringing his “friend”...
December 2010
12 posts
Merry X-mas (a little early) from Conan, Zooey, and M. Ward.
Choosing Qatar to host the World Cup 2022 is by... →
If it makes you feel better, the people on the committee probably received huge bribes for their votes…wait, that has the opposite effect.
November 2010
7 posts
I think Prince's When Doves Cry has just set a new...
What the f*** has Obama done so far? Glad you... →