An actual voicemail they received from a disgruntled customer after being kicked out for texting during a movie. You know, after the two verbal warnings they give and the seriously imposing message before every movie that lets you know you will be kicked out for that.
When I was young, probably 7 or 8, I used to love the WWF. One saturday, while watching, I told my little brother Michael, who was 5, to lay down in front of the couch. I then proceeded to execute Macho Man’s flying elbow drop on my unsuspecting brother. Needless to say, he cried, I got in HUGE trouble, and was never allowed to watch wrestling again. It is still one of my favorite childhood memories to this day. RIP Randy Savage